Smack-a-douche Man - His power? To sense whenever anyone anywhere in the world is using the internet's anonymity to be a douchebag and to teleport there instantly and smack them upside the head.

Encyclopedia Boy - Smack-a-douche Man's sidekick. Able to sense whenever anyone on the internet is wrong and to immediately appear to teach them their ( Read more... )

Things That Amuse Me:

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. (Clearly 'borrowed' from Douglass Adams)

Shugo Chara ( ( Read more... )

Dear Japan Post and US Department of Homeland Security;

FAIL.

No love,

me

To add to the fury of the airport "fun", it seems that the Japan Post office has decided to "indefinitly suspend all airmail delivery of packages over 1lb (453 grams)" to the United States"I am, needless to say, furious, not to mention incredibly worried and frustrated. ( Read more... )

Anyone know anything about paypal and the $0 sending limit ( Read more... )

The term "tramp stamp ( Read more... )

Computer seems to be fine, although Firefox is still slow and stubborn to open. I have no idea why ( Read more... )

Anyone else having issues with firefox suddenly not saving their log ins ( Read more... )

The Hetalia kink meme has produced some amazingly beautiful fic, and a lot that's just plain fun ( Read more... )

...being told I look good in my glasses and then people going on about 'oh, but why don't you ever wear them ( Read more... )

Have I ranted about this before?

Perhaps.

Okay, I love the prettiness of "Friends Only" banners. And I respect people who chose to make their journals Friends Only.

MY journal is not, and never will be, friends only. I take a great deal of pride in that.

So why can't I have pretty banners too?

*wails*